Beatles Musicals: If at first you don’t succeed…

beat the idea into the ground. I just got around to seeing and listening to the latest Beatles musical, Julie Taymor’s “Across The Universe” on DVD. It’s not as bad as the movie critics made it, but even a real Beatles fan must admit if you shoehorn as many songs into one movie, you will get a bit of a mess. To be honest, it is a spectaular triumph when you consider that the last Beatles musical that worked was “Yellow Submarine” in 1968 (and the fab four were actually involved in it). So here is a list of attempts in chronological order – I do not count stage shows like “Beatlemania” or Circ de Soleil’s “Love” or The Beatles own movies like “Help”- just filmed attempts using Beatles music:

  1. All this and World War II (1976) A real mess that was an attempt to meld together Beatles cover songs and World War II footage. Soundtrack included Jeff Lynne, Peter Gabriel and The Bee Gees doing awful versions of your favorite songs. Because the movie never had a real theatrical release (although the soundtrack did) – the idea would live on…
  2. Rolling Stone Magazine: The 10th Anniversary (1977) A monument to bad 70’s variety shows, and another example of famous singers doing rotten versions of Beatle covers. Starring Ted Neeley (fresh from Jesus Christ Superstar), and including Patti LaBelle, Richie Havens, and other celebs embarrassing themselves. Steve Martin was also included in this stinker.
  3. Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)Then they take the musical badness above and try to attach as story to it. Too bad the movie made no sense and induced vomiting from the audience. The some of covers are much better here (i.e. “Come Together” by Aerosmith and “Got To Get You Into My Life” by Earth, Wind & Fire) but they are surrounded by crap and Steve Martin returns doing “Maxwell’s Silver Hammer”!
  4. Across The Universe (2007) After looking at the previous treatments, this is like Citizen Kane. The story and songs sometimes work, and at other points feel forced. The actors do a good job on a lot of the covers, but much of it feels like a group of music videos strung together. Part of the problem (like the others) is mixing songs from different eras that don’t match well. If they had taken a single album (like Pink Floyd’s “The Wall”) it would have been a better movie. Here is my favorite clip from it (very Wall-like). Best of all no sign of Steve Martin…

So why were three attempts made to add Beatles music to film in the late seventies? Keep in mind, when they broke up the music loving public were suffering from Fab withdrawl, and nostalgia always sells well. In my opinion, as each member of the band passes on, the urgency to keep the music alive to a new generation increases among those who lived through their heyday.